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reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: pyonexe)

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

#420#Blaze it#4/20
milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

nayx:

you people have terrible opinions

Dylan O’Brien for Teen Vogue

condomdepot:

That’s right, Mr. Block— there IS always time for lubricant! Especially when you’re dealing with anal sex, lubricant is an evolutionary part of a healthy sex life. Without using a lubricant, you run the risk of tears in both condoms and your fragile tissue lining. 

Read all about the different types and ingredients in lubricants in our Guide to Lubes, or learn the History of Lubricants (this is for you fanfiction authors out there).

Then, check out why you shouldn’t use oil-based lubes with latex or polyisoprene condoms AND follow that up with how to tell if you’re allergic to a lube!