Tried ghost pepper ice cream at the state fair today, it was an adequate amount of heat, but absolutely no sweetness, just tasted like cold chili pepper purée… Disappoint
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
compliments from the babe <3
Anonymous : does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
I really need to stop listening to the Smiths, it really does wonders for my mood
- person: you're blocking the view.
- me: i am the view.