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Tried ghost pepper ice cream at the state fair today, it was an adequate amount of heat, but absolutely no sweetness, just tasted like cold chili pepper purée… Disappoint

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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Anonymous : does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

budweiner:

Cynthia knows whats up

budweiner:

Cynthia knows whats up
lovingmalemodels:

Lucas Bernardini

This has to be super accurate after 3915 questions tho, right?

#i think I'm way cooler#OkCupid#OkC#personality#mine
This has to be super accurate after 3915 questions tho, right?

I…. I didn’t think this was possible

#OkCupid#OKC#I have no life#mine
I&#8230;. I didn&#8217;t think this was possible

I really need to stop listening to the Smiths, it really does wonders for my mood

  • person: you're blocking the view.
  • me: i am the view.